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November 2009 
GLOBAL ORGASM . . . Say What?
Posted on Apr 1st, 2008
by 
Dryad
Dryad
I added an “idea” to the Gaia list for the first time. I really think it would be lovely if we could add photographs and pictures to Pods and G-mail messages the same way we do to our Blog. It is so much easier. After I added my question, the writing inquired if I would like to see everyone else’s questions? Sure. I had never seen the conception of a “Cloud” for displaying data before coming to Zaadz. I’m still sort of fascinated by it. So. I looked at the cloud to see which questions were being asked by the most people . . . which words were the biggest. I was amazed, astounded and sort of delighted to find in REAL BIG words - actually bigger than ‘Let’s Change the World’ - GLOBAL ORGASM.
Well! There wasn’t much description, but from reading some of the comments I discovered that I at least, had missed it (I think.) The time was Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, 2006. If there is a new one on the way, it wasn’t announced there. The comments were interesting. They ranged from serious comments proscribing this as the way to save the world to - “giggles.” There were also several comments about “no faking.” Anybody want to guess from which sex these comments came? Oh, yawn, fella's, Y.A.W.N."
At any rate people did seem to be excited about the idea, to say the least. And I, of course, had a poem start climbing up my spine and into my head. I had to write it down. I didn’t have to post it and inflict it on others - but I did. After all, it is April Fool’s Day and I haven’t done a single obnoxious thing - yet. Here it is. Mother Nature’s Divine Inspiration . . .
MOTHER NATURE’S DIVINE INSPIRATION
Kick off creation with a Huge, Sweet ZING!
Wasn’t that the original reason for the thing?
Mother Nature said, “We’re going to make something new”
And we’re going to do it with a little trick or two . . .
With a Huge, Sweet Zing, we’re going to kick off Creation
We’re going to do it smart with divine imagination
This orgasm thing is a brilliant inspiration
A neat, sweet, treat towards procreation
We’ll begin with flirtation, a little gyration
throw some animation into the celebration
From fascination right into infatuation
Anticipation will conquer hesitation
Some magnetic vibration, a growing sweet sensation . . .
Soon desperation becomes the motivation
then Manifestation of collaboration!
That hot, sweet hydration, exploding in elation!
And the world is whirled into sublime levitation!
Here’s where Mother Nature gets a standing Ovulation
For fertilization and then inpregnation
Next comes Gestation, formation of cohabitation
Relation . . . lactation . . . and brand new generation
“Whoosh!” says Mother Nature, let’s have a celebration
My nifty little trick has created “Population!”
Every motivation needs a compensation
For this one Mother N. deserves Congratulation
If every act of creation had such divine fascination
think of all we could do with this kind of inspiration!
If people got it off on kind consideration
On harmonization and true cooperation
The entire population of every single nation
Each organization and each denomination;
Perhaps we’d kiss goodbye unfair discrimination
Desperation, isolation, human devaluation;
Maybe even starvation and war’s annihilation.
If we got the Big “O” from Conservation
We might just see some stupendous transformation
Every big foundation and oily corporation
Would all become concerned with vegetation reparation
Conservation would no longer be a low consideration
The good of the earth would become their obligation
Reforestation would become their new fixation
Stopping global warming would be their dedication,
If they had the expectation of that whoope motivation.
If Congress could cum together with cooperation,
They might turn out to be a fit organization.
They might spend money on things like education.
The next generation might make graduation,
As well as learning how to think and use imagination
Creation, dedication, inspiration, motivation
Possibly together we could evade termination
Perhaps our glowing globe could escape annihilation
The next generation might hold the world’s salvation
If suddenly all the “me’s” had this mighty motivation . . .
Mother Nature said with sudden realization
“That’s exactly your problem, and here’s your explanation,
The reason for your present desperation situation
Is here in your last sentence - that tiny combination
The “M” and the “E” , in exactly that formation
Far too many of my worlds population
Think themselves the center of all creation
They forget about the “we” and about cooperation
They don’t give a damn about the next generation
Each one finds in “me” such fantastic fascination
Each one for his “me” has such sublime infatuation
So much admiration, adulation, adoration . . .”
Mother Nature’s brow furrowed in concentration
How to create another application
With a similar fascination to increase motivation?
One that would appeal to this self-centered population . . .
Who only cared about their own expectation . . .
Their own compensation, their own sensation . . .
Mother Nature laughed at her own imagination
“This may not work, but it’s worth examination
A whole new concept . . . we’ll call it masturbation . . .”
©Edwina Peterson Cross
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* I do not believe that masturbation is selfish in anyway, but really, given the rhyme . . . I couldn't help myself. (Uh hu, given the subject - that's what they ALL say.)
Access: Public
Brilliant
AND
cannot leave without adding Stacey Robyn's Vernal Equinox ME-WE mirror offering..
EQUINOX MESSAGE (perfect mirror)
from
Stacey Robyn
and the ground crew of Go Gratitude
Greetings and Glad tidings ~
Peace be with you Beloved family of Gratitude!
Let's take a journey into the heart of
Gratitude, and join together for a (k)new
insight:
Imagine ME standing at the edge of a calm
reflection pool. Look into the watery mirror
below … What do you see?
Now let's make sure the viewpoint is clear …
you are facing ME, with just enough distance
between to glimpse both ME and the clear
mirrored image beneath. Now what do you see?
You might wonder, 'Why ME?' What's so special
about “ME”?
Everything … as you will Now see WE is
the mirrored reflection of ME:
ME
—
WE
You see?
This insight, this truth mirrored by waking
time, is so simple yet profoundly inspiring
I awoke this morning feeling a direct call
to share this insight with YOU.
Why today? Today we celebrate the Equinox,
a time of mirrored light balancing both
hemispheres, and an opportunity to reflect
on our current intentions and manifestations.
For those in the Northern hemisphere this is
a time of re-birthing, for planting seeds and
nurturing them with Love, Respect and
Gratitude. These may be seeds sprouting
nutritious crops as well as empowering intentions,
dynamic relationships or Global possibilities for
sustainable change.
For those in the Southern hemisphere, this
is a time of harvest, celebration and
abundance. This is a time to efficiently
store available resources, make note of
beneficial practices, and give thanks
for our collective wisdom, powers of
manifestation, and creative nature.
During the Equinox an equal amount of light
and dark is present to balance the North
and South hemispheres of Earth. 12 hours
of light and 12 hours of dark. Now imagine
this day represents a reflection of what IS
and what will BE. By expressing Gratitude
for what IS, we confirm our conscious choice
of manifestations, and prompt the universe to
continue delivery.
So on this day, and every day, let us remember
to be great-full for what IS, to let go of all
that no longer serves, and go forward with
Gratitude in our hearts, remembering
ME IS WE and BE the change we wish to
see in the world!
Remember, ONE person makes all the difference,
and that person is YOU!
Many blessings …
in Love with Gratitude,
www.gogratitude.com
Naughty….but ever so nice. Fools rule!
Wow..That totally rocks..Haha, u could feel a poem moving up your spine, well this came from Mother Nature herself, so it must have come that way….I am smiling..
Thankyouthankyouthankyou, oh you creative soul..
How utterly brilliant Dear Heart - I can't imagine a joy loving girl like you missing out on World Orgasm Day…
Much Love, Gobs of Laughter & Blessed IS,
Jeremiah
Fool me once, fool me twice.
I'm a fool to do your dirty work.
But I'm a fool in Love.
Thank you everyone! I really got a kick out of this one. (so to speak. Ahem.) Thank you Corrina for the WE-ME offering, it is something that I have been thinking a lot about.
Yes, Kat my love, Fools Rule. I'm quite fascinated with Fools all the way around. I've been in love with several.
Thank you Sol! It is always fun when you get grabbed by someone like old Mother N.
Jeremiah, my dear, you've got me pegged, I must say. I also must say “Blessed IS” several times a day. Thank you forever for that gift.
Larry … are you related to the O'Larry Postman of bouncing ball fame? Just wondered. I never fooled nobody, 'bout nothing, no sir, not no way, not never. Did you know that there is a special goddess who watches over fools in love? I never would have made it without her.
A quote for you from Woody Allen,
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.”
Blessed IS,
Jeremiah
Absolutely Incredible, Fun, and downright Intelligent!!!
{{giggle}}
As always my dear I bow deeply to the brilliance you manifest just by sharing your shining heart and mind with us all………hugs and smiles sweetie
I LOVE IT!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………..
Hey Edwina - brilliant post and funnier than all getout, which is an order of magnitude more funny than funnier than some getout. I laughed to tears.
And as Jeannie said we might as well wear signs saying ”I'm terrified of life and pleasure” if we can't have fun with fun.
Oh, and BTW, GO is alive and well here.
Dryad, heehee, love this :) Can't believe I missed Global Orgasm Day, one would think we'd have picked up on the energy, wait, hm, anyway, thanks for the link kcidybom!
hugs and GOGO's to all,
Sprite
Dear Dryad, wonderful stuff. Maybe we should move Glabal Orgasm day to play pod where we can all have a multiple,ongoing experience of it.
But first let's check out Albert's G spot.
Loved the image of Mother N with furrowed brows. Is this where seeds are planted?
Hi, thanks for being here. Please could you participate in a new grace shower for our dear friend Dryad/Winnie/ Edwina.
Time?
I suggest 7am and 10pm Pacific time, that's 4pm and 7am Swiss/central Europe time.
Why?
Peridot has alerted us to the fact that Winnie could use our collective support right now.
With the help of our combined spirit, Winnie can heal herself. Let's give her this chance.
Please focus on the end result, not see Winnie as regressing.
Winnie is in fact already healed in one reality. Let's help her go there.
Let's see her spine regenerating and healing every second getting stronger.
Winnie has a painting of this done at Christmas. Let's hold this image in our minds.
It worked over Christmas but we need to keep it going collectively.
How?
We all have our own ways to check in. Please use what works best for you.
Here's my suggestion: It takes only a few minutes to do.
The grace shower
Visualise us all standing in a circle, like in Winnie's play pod icon. A golden beam of light comes down from source, a central point above us, into each of our crown chakras. Like a may pole, connecting us all.
Each of us brings this beam from our crown chakras to our heart chakra, then we each send a beam of light from our heart to the hearts of every other person in the circle. By doing this we bring down a huge beam of light between us. A grace shower.
We invite Winnie to step into this shower and be healed and nourished.
Then each of us steps into the shower, or it broadens to shower on all of us. Then we invite anyone else who needs grace right now to step into the shower.
Winnie is healing in leaps and bounds this very second.
Thanks dear Peri for paying attention and taking Winnie's pulse…and alerting the rest of us.
love to all of you. Thanks for being on this planet playing with all the rest of us.
Winnie we love you!
Is there a makeup day. Maybe there should be Global Orgasm Week, no?
I agree, many of us may need a month or longer to catch up!
John - see the link in my comment above.
I read a funny thing on some blog somewhere after GO 2006 (a day long affair) that 12.4% of the Earth's population took part in global orgasm that day and didn't even realize it. lol..;-)
My Goodness!
Now that's what I call INSPIRATION!
I love it, Winnie….
Ooooooohhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh…
:-D