GLOBAL ORGASM . . . Say What?
Posted on Apr 1st, 2008
by
Dryad
I added an “idea” to the Gaia list for the first time. I really think it would be lovely if we could add photographs and pictures to Pods and G-mail messages the same way we do to our Blog. It is so much easier. After I added my question, the writing inquired if I would like to see everyone else’s questions? Sure. I had never seen the conception of a “Cloud” for displaying data before coming to Zaadz. I’m still sort of fascinated by it. So. I looked at the cloud to see which questions were being asked by the most people . . . which words were the biggest. I was amazed, astounded and sort of delighted to find in REAL BIG words - actually bigger than ‘Let’s Change the World’ - GLOBAL ORGASM.
Well! There wasn’t much description, but from reading some of the comments I discovered that I at least, had missed it (I think.) The time was Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, 2006. If there is a new one on the way, it wasn’t announced there. The comments were interesting. They ranged from serious comments proscribing this as the way to save the world to - “giggles.” There were also several comments about “no faking.” Anybody want to guess from which sex these comments came? Oh, yawn, fella's, Y.A.W.N."
At any rate people did seem to be excited about the idea, to say the least. And I, of course, had a poem start climbing up my spine and into my head. I had to write it down. I didn’t have to post it and inflict it on others - but I did. After all, it is April Fool’s Day and I haven’t done a single obnoxious thing - yet. Here it is. Mother Nature’s Divine Inspiration . . .
MOTHER NATURE’S DIVINE INSPIRATION
Kick off creation with a Huge, Sweet ZING!
Wasn’t that the original reason for the thing?
Mother Nature said, “We’re going to make something new”
And we’re going to do it with a little trick or two . . .
With a Huge, Sweet Zing, we’re going to kick off Creation
We’re going to do it smart with divine imagination
This orgasm thing is a brilliant inspiration
A neat, sweet, treat towards procreation
We’ll begin with flirtation, a little gyration
throw some animation into the celebration
From fascination right into infatuation
Anticipation will conquer hesitation
Some magnetic vibration, a growing sweet sensation . . .
Soon desperation becomes the motivation
then Manifestation of collaboration!
That hot, sweet hydration, exploding in elation!
And the world is whirled into sublime levitation!
Here’s where Mother Nature gets a standing Ovulation
For fertilization and then inpregnation
Next comes Gestation, formation of cohabitation
Relation . . . lactation . . . and brand new generation
“Whoosh!” says Mother Nature, let’s have a celebration
My nifty little trick has created “Population!”
Every motivation needs a compensation
For this one Mother N. deserves Congratulation
If every act of creation had such divine fascination
think of all we could do with this kind of inspiration!
If people got it off on kind consideration
On harmonization and true cooperation
The entire population of every single nation
Each organization and each denomination;
Perhaps we’d kiss goodbye unfair discrimination
Desperation, isolation, human devaluation;
Maybe even starvation and war’s annihilation.
If we got the Big “O” from Conservation
We might just see some stupendous transformation
Every big foundation and oily corporation
Would all become concerned with vegetation reparation
Conservation would no longer be a low consideration
The good of the earth would become their obligation
Reforestation would become their new fixation
Stopping global warming would be their dedication,
If they had the expectation of that whoope motivation.
If Congress could cum together with cooperation,
They might turn out to be a fit organization.
They might spend money on things like education.
The next generation might make graduation,
As well as learning how to think and use imagination
Creation, dedication, inspiration, motivation
Possibly together we could evade termination
Perhaps our glowing globe could escape annihilation
The next generation might hold the world’s salvation
If suddenly all the “me’s” had this mighty motivation . . .
Mother Nature said with sudden realization
“That’s exactly your problem, and here’s your explanation,
The reason for your present desperation situation
Is here in your last sentence - that tiny combination
The “M” and the “E” , in exactly that formation
Far too many of my worlds population
Think themselves the center of all creation
They forget about the “we” and about cooperation
They don’t give a damn about the next generation
Each one finds in “me” such fantastic fascination
Each one for his “me” has such sublime infatuation
So much admiration, adulation, adoration . . .”
Mother Nature’s brow furrowed in concentration
How to create another application
With a similar fascination to increase motivation?
One that would appeal to this self-centered population . . .
Who only cared about their own expectation . . .
Their own compensation, their own sensation . . .
Mother Nature laughed at her own imagination
“This may not work, but it’s worth examination
A whole new concept . . . we’ll call it masturbation . . .”
©Edwina Peterson Cross
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* I do not believe that masturbation is selfish in anyway, but really, given the rhyme . . . I couldn't help myself. (Uh hu, given the subject - that's what they ALL say.)

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